Tell me...

...is it really so absurd to want to have your eggs dragged in the dirt each morning before you eat them?

is it really so absurd to want to take your hand-basket and catch it on fire, only because you want to feel the flesh melting off your hands, as you forcibly vomit the dirty eggs you had already eaten on the towering inferno of madness...

...every morning?

maybe so - that's why i was in jail for the time being. by jail i mean hospital, where everyone goes when something absurd has happened to them.

behind the curtain in the 'room' next to me was a woman who's husband thought she was so absurd that he pushed her down the stairs cracking three of her ribs. behind the curtain on the other side was a little girl who's mother thought she was behaving so absurdly that she had to throw her into a bathtub of scalding hot water.

and then there's me - gritty egg vomit and 3rd degree burns up and down my right arm. i ask myself - what the fuck is wrong with wanting to hurt yourself?

it's got to be better than hurting others.

-postalblowfish

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