The Tale of the Notalion and his Lion Companion

So anyway there once was a lion, right? Well as you and I know lions like to eat food, right? Well they do so the lion is eating food when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, and literally in an inappropriate way, a very mean man attacks the said lion. He is sent to jail for EATING my FRIEND and that isn't nice. So our story shifts to a humble notalion who was not eating food. So our nice little notalion steals a car because that is what notalions do. So he is driving the car, right? And he sees a jail. He decides he wants to visit his mom because she was locked up for using mace on a fifth grader in her class. So he goes in and visits her cell, cell 69 cause that is the cell she was in not for any sexual reason or anything. So when he goes here, HIS MOM ISN'T THERE!!! Instead in his cell is a lion and so the notalion asks "Why are you in there with so many umm hey whats up mang". The lion replies "Listen boi, fuji and these niggas be hangin out @ www.niggaplz.info i have no idea where my shoes went have you seen them?!??" and the notalion replies "no I have not seen your shoes mang, but i do know one thing and this one thing is this ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm" "u fergot did u not" and the notalion sais "nope that was the thing" "your gay" "yeah sorry imma bust u out lion" So he busts him out, right? But the cops see and they start chasing him and getting all up in his grill (because that is what cops do) so the notalion being so cool goes to his house and sells his car so that he can make the mortgage payment because its a rough life man.

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