Tudor Rose Bar-Part Onet

The Tudor Rose bar was a place where the members of the Tudor clan could hang out and chill-as you will. Day after day sought adventures for the bar, and constantly kept the owner busy buying new chairs for the booths, which were continuingly being banged over the head of Tudor family members.
Minutes after Bill the Bartender opened the joint, young prince Arthor walked in with his mother, Elizabeth of York (both looking very close to death, which was ironic, becouse they were). Shortly they were joined by the drunk, King Henry 7.
"I'll have a cold beer," the king slouched, and as Bill handed him his drink over the counter, Henry suspisiously said, "you take a drink of it first."
There was a loud "tuh" from the queen, " Henry, there arn't assassins lurking around every corner!"
"He could be a Yorkist," he mumbled, "there everywhere."
Thankfully, before they began to fight, Henry's mother, Margaret Beaufort entered with a smug look on her face.
"MUMMY!" cried the king (there was another "tuh" from Elizabeth, whose own mother hadn't been invited).
"How's my ickle Henry?!" asked Margaret, and nodded curtly to her daughter and law, "Elizabeth."
Next in barged King Henry 8, who barly managed to squeeze in the door-way enterance.
"Hello all!" he cried.
Elizabeth glanced her obese son's way, "he gets his weight from your side of the family," she whispered to her husband.
Henry 7 exploded into a great rage, "I don't know why I married you, you-you-you YORKIST!!!!"
"That's it!" shouted Elizabeth, "Get your coat Arther," she said to her son.
"Where are you going?" asked Henry 7
"To my mother, you-you-you TUDOR!"
And with that, the queen and Arther trudged out the door.
For a while, Henry was content, drinking beer to the quantity of his liking. but after about and hour, he borrowed his mother's cell-phone and called his wife, sobbing, "come back to me, babe!" over the phone, and abruptly left in hot pursuit.

-To Be Continued

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