The bank robbery

One day Bent Owl went on a daily flight over the city of Jibberish Knickers. He flew over a bank named "Supersafe". Suddenly an alarm went off, a six foot muscular duck burst out of the bank carrying two big sacks. Six black ninja sheep were behind him, one shot Bent Owl with a rocket launcher, however Bent Owl grabbed the rocket and threw it back. It got muscular duck but he swallowed it and farted it into the bank which blew up. Then the sheep shot at Bent Owl with rifles, they got him but missed, but got him, however they missed. The sheep cried and assasinated muscular duck. Meanwhile Queer Bird Fat Crap sat in a tree and rubbed her fat arse on her face while eating pork. Then the gay fox police force came and set Kamikacie Jebba's on the ninja sheep, the jeebas ran and screamed and exploded on the sheep. But then the jebbas unexploded themselves and went to a Blink 182 concert.There were fat fish at the concert and galvanising guinea pigs, as well as moshing marmasets. A criminally masterminded chicken came up with an amazingly brilliant plan to make Blink 182 sing First Date. He told the crowd to shout "sing first date!" they started to do it. It worked. The suddenly a horse in the crowd ate an apple, it went hyper, jummped onstage and started trying to shag Blink 182. A security guard snake shoved a grenade up its arse and it blew. The miles away a fat capybara in a soldier suit drove a pirate ship into Sniper Sheep rock. A sheep with a sniper snipered the capybara but then the sheep was obliterated by somebody in the sea but he weren't even there so how did he die, or sumfink or nuffink. Dude.

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