Aurnto bertsy writes to you!

The greatest inventionista of our time was the sacred beeer-nose sock. My Aunt Betty wrote a whole page once about the beer-noise sock and its improtance on tiny (unfathomable!) people and their fears.

"Queeble queeble queeble" she whispered unto us and our hamsters. Secretly we all loved her. Secretly we all loved markers.

For someone with no good things in she sure said in a lot. Good things are a virtue "hark to the movement!" said the one.

Once she got hit by someone that was me and it made blood spurt out of her sandwich. Ouch ouch ow.
Auntie berty was a fine lady who should never have died. "we rock!"

She lives in the mountain and tells everyone about tupperware. Sally, ann martrha, tony, spurclunnko...It is great for collections of things and great for monuments. It will be your friend and it will be your friend too.

"freeze yourselves with the other beefs and be your own beef!" she would scream in the shower just as the water ran warm.

Aunt Berty the guinea pog, is truly a woman ahead of mom and me in races.
She is black and both all at once. And oh the showers she took!

Once she said to me "Belt buckle my friend, you are the rangliest dog of every seam in the make! Enter yourself into our robot and be off!" and I knew she meant it.

And to ant bertso the month of March is the greatest artist of dividin.
She like yellow and funday is for her.
She moo kinds of thang! She ain't FULL!!!! NO WAY!
Yay for death and that. Wow wow. hip ho! HIP LADY!

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