My little stress relief

I know it sounds strange, but one of my little stress reliefs is replying to scam emails. You know the ones which say "You just won a hundred gazillion dollars!"?
those are the ones i'm talking about
Please find below my reply.

"Dear Robert, which from your fleeting grasp of english i deduce is not your real name, i am replying to express my pity at how unconvincing your most recent email was. I am certain that they are getting worse in quality as time goes by, and this latest one would probably have been more convincing had the subject been 'LOLOL gimme al ur monny plz! kthxbai!!1111!11!'. I hope that you will take the time to make your spam more convincing, and improve their quality as quantity is obviously not working for you, since you still haven't the money to learn english and properly construct your scams.
Thank you for your time"

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