the beginnings of the greatest band ever

10-10-987. The history of the greatest lyricists ever. Period. Ostensibly we met each other on a 'play date' that our parents arranged when we were 23. In actuality the both of us faked mental retardation to get special treatment and not have to go to normal school. Our paths intervened on that star-crossed day: October 10, 1987. We had heard of one another through newspaper advertisements. From the beginning we both knew the potential of our relationship. So we forced our parents to let us hang out more and more. Eventually after many of these 'hang outs' our parents figured out the real deal; we weren't actually retarded, but none the less we had a third grade education and an immense addiction to Nintendo games. Two things in life that could get anyone anywhere. Period. So we fled to San Francisco where the chance of success increases ten fold. After a year perfecting our skills in gaming, by playing games such as Donkey Kong Country, we luckily won tickets to the debut of Full House. Wow, John Stamos changed our life. We went home after the first episode and became inspired. Some many years later everything clicked: John Stamos did commercials for the phone service 10-10-987, which matches the day myself and Tim met (just leave out the 1, it is extraneous), J.S. was the one who jump started our inspiration for writing and all the other loose ends to the story seem to tie themselves up nicely. At any rate, Tim and I offered John Stamos a proposal he could not decline. We showed him many of our lyrical masterpieces, and how we needed a pretty voice and a sufficient guitarist to complete the band. He agreed, but remarked that it would be a long and arduous road that will be plagued with false media coverage and atrocious depictions of our music. Tim and I quickly replied and told him of our clandestine recording studio. If anyone asks where he is going, just tell them to do some work for 10-10-987. It's the truth, because that is our band, but definitely not the 10-10-987 they are thinking of. So now we are public after 3 ½ years of hiding and practicing the greatest song ever: Donkey Kong (has a giant schlong). It will be available for free download, because we are advocators of file-sharing. Wahoo! Go illegal downloaders

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