The tale of the goonbug and the goobanfish

I was walking down a road somewhere in yellowville when i came across a friendly goon bug looking rather sad. now everyone in yellowville is a friendly chum so i decided to help the unfortunate goon bug. i asked him, 'my dear fellow, what has troubled you so?', to which he replied 'oh kind sir, i was walking along this very path whilst walking my goobanfish and i stumbled off the paving, i did not know what caused my tread to fail but my goobanfish decided to run amok in the nearby cabbage field', 'oh dear that is unfortunate' i replied, i said to him i said 'well my dear goon bug you are in a bit of a predicament arn't you, but i shall help you', 'oh you are most kind' said the goon bug.

i withdrew my magnifing glass from my pocket and started to follow the trail of dead muffin cats which eventually led me to gooban cave, on the door there was a sign which read 'here be the caves of king goobanheimer, lord of the gooban, enter at own risk, or have your skin ripped off the bone'. well i thought there is no danger here so i went in.

i heard voices coming from inside, i went in further and saw a gooban messenger reading a script, i came in halfway through and this is what i heard 'and spottith twice they the camels before the third hour, markie the triumphant, leader of the jiban conquerers, he who brought the butter dish to basriel, the one who carried the peg to the shrine of banyon. that concludes our speech, thankyou' i didn't know what this meant, but i saw the goobanfish hiding in a mans sock so i went to fetch him, i straddled him to my back and carried him back to the goonbug. when i got there he said with upmost happiness 'oh thankyou kind sir, i am most pleased' and then he walked off. having done a good deed i walked home. Fin

The Mysterious Man

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