Longshank the elf's punishment

There was once an elf called Longshanks...he was 11 foot tall. He was an evil elf of the village named lillyputt, he was feared by all elves. Although Longshanks was scared of a strange thing...this was juniper bushes and bags of hay.
One day Longshanks did his usual thing...being evil to the other elves. He upset Creborn the blue smelly elf by calling him blue cheese. He also upset Luckton the lumberjack elf by calling him a boring sack of lambus bread and hiding his axe. He upset all of the girl elves by asking them what street corner they usually stood at...basicly calling them elf whores.
One day the elven folk decided to play a prank on Longshanks, they would take his clothes and chucked them in the wamping willow tree. The next morning Longshanks awoke and found his clothes had disapeared...he was in a right huff. He opened the door of his tree and he embarked on his naked quest for his clothes...on his way all of the elves saw him and laughed at him and called him naked noo noo face, Longshanks cried and returned home to his tree and never upset any elf or elfette again.

By Tony (jelly)

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