Ramone the Badgers tale

One day Ramone was strolling around in his vegetable patch in his little Badger hovel. When in came Gambit the giraffe, and asked him if he could lend some sugar, Ramone was rather surprised with this unexpected ploy of sugar borrowing antics, and threw the sugar straight at the giraffes little pointy pointless things on the top of his head, Gambit ran off shouting, ouch my little pointy pointless things on my head!

So Ramones little friend the hamsters fish came flying in threw the door post box and started to sing a jolly song about Jolly. Jolly is a lovely little gooban-heiman, it went some what like this!

Uba deep woop what dooby ooby shnnooob, yeh yeh, looby dooby flab wam dooby orangeatan leaf yeeeaaaaa (slow fading of music)

ANYWAY, on the second evening of the first morning, the rodents of inexplicable size came running into the badgers head and ate his brain with no sugar, because Gambit had taken it to his hoval in his tree!

Ramone grabbed the nearest sloth and bit his leg, and ran off.

The End.

By Joshymoo

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