A Tragic Ending

There Was A Penguin In A purple tuxedo with a rainbow afrom that loved to kill stuff so one day he went into the magical cave of candyand he found a dagger with blook on it and he was like mmmmmmmm Blooood is Yummmmmy. And He Licked the blood off the dagger and then there was a creature far in the disance it was 3 unicorns. He ran up to them and got all ninja on the first one. Then With His Ninja stars he killed the second unicorn. Then
The Last Unircorn escaped into the distance screeaming neyyy helpp neyyy neeeyyy. Then The Punguin grew wings And caught up to the last unicorn and bombed him ...blood went spewing every where! And With that The Penguin Gathered his kills and took them back to his tree hut and made them into chinese food. then he got hungry again and went back outside but this time he took his rocket launcher and he went to the fields were the green elephants live and He decided to shoot on and so he did so and as soon as he hit in elephant guts went flying everywhere and the penguin hurried to get what he sould from the horrid remains of the elephant ans he took that back to his tree hut and threw it in his freezer... then there was one species left and That y friends Were The Mighty Pandas! the penguin thought he was capable of defeating the pandas he was wrong. because the pandas knew about the penguin and decided that he must die so they set up a trap where pancho and paco were to ti him up and fry him in a big fluffy pot of ouch and so they did so and then without any warning A Ginormous Giraffe Ate The 2 pandas And The Giraffe lived happily in his new home chewing on bamboo.

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Rating: 3.3 out of 12 votes cast