Sarah and her cheese

Sarah and her cheese

In Whyalla there is a girl called Sarah green and she loved her cheese. Her favorite type of cheese she liked to eat the cheese she liked to grow behind her Fridge. The way Sarah grew her favorite cheese is by pouring milk behind the fridge until it turned into moldy bad smelling cheese. When her cheese is ready she can’t wait to eat Especially the mold, that was her favorite part of the cheese.

One day Sarah was sitting down eating a plate full of her special moldy bad smelling cheese, she had already eaten half a plate of cheese and couldn’t eat any more. So Sarah put what was left of the cheese down her pants to save the cheese for later. She thought that this kept the mold on the cheese fresh.

Sarah was starting to get board and thought she should go over her gay homosexual friend’s house. She has been friends with Dameien for a couple years now and has gotten use to him always trying to stick EVERY THING in his butt. At Dameien’s house, Sarah and Dameien where sitting on the step out the front talking about how it’s not healthy to try to stick a dinning table into your ass, Dameien strongly disagreed with this subject.

Sarah was getting a bit hungry because Dameien wsa talking about all the type’s of food he stuck in his butt the previous night. So Sarah pulled out the left over cheese from before and shared it between her and Dameien. It took Sarah about half an hour to convince dameien to eat the cheese instead of sticking it in his ass. Later on the police came around to arrest Sarah and Dameien because the way that Sarah made her cheese was Illegal. Dameien took the Blame for the crime because to him going to jail to him is like a straight guy going to a hooker club and getting girls for free.

By Tristan Stephens

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