The LOL stupid Half-Life 2 parody in conversation:

Gman: Rise and shine, mister Freeman. Rise and shine... Not that i wish to imply you have been sleeping on ashes.
Freeman: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Gman: Mister freeman?
Freeman: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
Gman: MISTER FREEMAN!
Freeman: AAAH! WHO? WHAT? WHERE?
Gman: ......
Freeman: You want some of me?!
Gman: It's me, mister freeman, that man with a briefcase!
Freeman: I don't have a briefcase!
Gman: That man you saw at the end of your Xen "adventure"...
Freeman: Oh, yeah... Sorry...
Gman: Anyway: Here's your mission. Eliminate Breen.
Freeman: You're kidding, aren't you?
Gman: It would be hard to find a gun that easy...
Freeman: I could just beat the c**p out of him...
Gman: He has armed and dangerous guards... You can't eliminate him THAT easy...
Freeman: So i take the long way?
Gman: Yeah, to get a s**t load of weapons and your crowbar...
Freeman: uhhhh... OK
Gman: I'm glad.
Freeman: I'm glad too. :)
Combine: >( Move out!
Freeman: *Beats the crap out of the combine soldier*

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