Randomocity

so the other day as i was downloading bootlegged pornographic spongebobs from a hairdresser i know in argentina, i noticed that i didn't have any milk for tommorrow's coffee. I went into the kithen looking the keys which i had placed strategically under the short leg of table so that the soup wouldn't spill. So i was thinking do i walk to the store or do i drive and spill the soup.... After about a half hour on my hands and knees, i decided to carefully remove the keys from the short leg of the table and when the soup didn't spill it pissed me off so i whipped it against the wall. And then i went to wash it off with my machine gun squirt gun, which unbeknownst to me was filled with another kind of soup. And after spraying it on the wall i liked the pattern i had made, and decided to take photographs of it in hopes of turning them into canvas paintings which i would then sell back to myself at a later time because i am a private collector.

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