Newest Bistro Menu

Prison Food- San Francisco-grown prime black anus served over a bed of carmelized hummus with hand-formed apples and Norwegian Tater Tots, atop a license plate. 12

Lunkhead Surprise- Pan-roasted toadstool dripping with aged panda juice and seasoned with melancholy, with a side of pulverized Japanese maize. Served with au jus do it. 17

Eddie Rabbitt- Brain-damaged hassenfeffer pummelled with aged Scandanavian Jalapenoes, splayed atop microwaved Jimmy Dean sausage and boiled in a bucket of brakish Alabama rainwater. Served with chips. 14

The Baby Daddy- Homosexual New England Bison marinated in Grape Fanta (or Diet Hi-C Ectocooler, add 3) and tangerine-tinted bamboo shoots, flash-frozen by Clarence Birdseye then slightly warmed in the oven of a northeast Baltimore housing project. 11

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