We cooked weiners over the fire

One happy and evil day with the squirrels and the crazy flower monster that was outside with us and stuff

Me and my friends went to go make hot dogs over an open fire, but one of them lost his weiner.

The fire was big in the distance and we all ran for our life, except for the kid who had no weiner

Then the Oprah fell from the sky and she speared us all and we died.

Anyways, Oprah and Dr.Phil got married and then there was a huge storm that destroyed Florida and flat Earth. Did you know there are green-skinned women and Nazi's on the other side of the flat Earth?

Anyways, one day we were just walking, you know, just walking like Snoop Dogg.

Anyways, this was no walking, we were eating grapes too

Anyways, we just walked home and we went camping the next day

I think myself as a cow. I like to moo, if you know what i Mean.

Anyways, because I'm a cow, I went outside and ate grass that was acually little pieces of french toast. And boy were they good

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