And now, a few minutes with Andy Rooney

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I've been thinking a lot our new president, Barack Obama. You know, I've lived through a few Presidents. There were tall presidents, and short presidents, and ones with hair and without. But none had just a mustache. Wonder why that is. Does facial hair make it hard to govern? I'll have to look into it.

He's got a funny name, this Mr. Obama. Maybe he's opening the door for other funny names. I got to thinking that a Chief Executive named Wangdoodle would be good. You know, President Wangdoodle. How about Shama Lama Dingdong? Too over the top? You can write me and let me know.

I have lots of socks. Most are black, and they come in pairs. I like the ones with the elastic in the top- you've seen them before, and they hold themselves up. You have to admit, that's a nifty idea. Sometimes I find a lone sock and have to consider where its partner has gone. Must be lonely to be a single sock.

Sometimes I like to cup my hand behind my butt and fart into it. That way, I can bring it up to my nose and inhale deeply. I wonder- does anyone else do this? No one taught me, just seemed the natural thing to do. I've heard the Amish are against this. But that must just be a rumor.

Last Wednesday all of my pubic hair fell out while I was bathing. The jury's still out on that. I could send a letter to President Ding Dong. See what his take might be.

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