Gramma T

In a time where the national anthem in Soviet Russia was Don't'cha, by the Pussycat Dolls, but the presidents only had to sing the "Don't'cha wish your girlfirend was hot like this?" part, there lived two very ordinary children.1

One was named Polly, after her mother's parrot.2

The other was named Phil, after Dr.Phil.3

Anyway, Polly and Phil had a grandmother, who they thought acted too much like the stereotypical gramma, for all she did was knit sweaters to a furball that wanted to be a princess. The grandmother's name was Tootie.4

One day, she overheard her grandchildren say that they were sick of their gramma acting old... so she decided to change. So she did; she carefully changed her diapers and went to sleep. 5

The next day, she remembered what her grandchildren said about her. She walked as fast as she could into Phil's bedroom, and stole his Halloween Christmas Rapper outfit, which didn't fit very well, but she'd do anything to be different. 6

She left the room, and looked for Polly and Phil, who were eating breakfast. She entered the kitchen rapping.7

"Kids, look what I can do!"8

I'm no ordinary gramma,9

My name is Gramma T.10

I like pancakes with syrup,11

And dislike green tea.12

When there's no space for me,13

you gotta make some room,14

Cause if you don't,15

I'll open the doors of DOOM!!!"16

Phil and Polly stared at her.17

"EPIC PHAILURE!" Phil yelled.18

Then, the gardner came in.19

"You're a SEXY BEAST!" He said to Gramma T, when he saw her in her rapper clothes.20

"You mean that?!" Asked Polly, with disgust.21

"YEAH!" He said. "She's kinky!!"22

"And who are you to say that to my gramma?" Phil asked.23

"I'm ya fatha, foo'!" The african american gardner said, as he fled the house.24

"Well... you do kind of look kinky!" Phil admitted.25

Then, they lived happily ever after.26

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