When Subway Attacks!

Everything that I am with my best friend Erin something crazy happens. Erin and I were going to a parade at The University of Delaware. The parade itself was dull and repetitive, like most parades unless you are in Disney. After the tour Erin and I decided that we were hungry, which surprised no one since we were always hungry. Like a snake spots a poor innocent mouse we zoned in on a Subway! When we walked into the restaurant the aroma took us under like a tidal wave in the ocean of cheese, meats and condiments. I ordered my usual turkey, cheese, lettuce, and tomatoes on wheat. Erin ordered her usual, ham and cheese on white. Then after we refueled we decided to go shopping.
When we arrived at the mall, a magical land of amazement and adventure, we headed straight for Macy’s. It was a little early in the season but it is never too early to begin the search for the perfect prom gown. After making a critical analysis of every dress we grabbed an arm full of dresses and began the long and grueling process of trying on what seemed to be a hundred dresses.
After about the fifth dress Erin announced that she had to defecate. We both laughed and continued trying on the gowns. Soon after, maybe after trying on the eighth dress, I felt a huge growl in my stomach. We both looked each other in the eyes and we knew right away that we need to find the closest bathroom as soon as possible!
As we scurried to get dressed the stomach pains and noises began to get worse and louder. Something was grumbling and gargling inside of us.
We made it out of the dressing room and made a mad dash for the bathroom which neither of us could find. We ran around the two story store beginning to get panicked since we could not find a bathroom anywhere in this strange mall. There it was! The restroom sign in florescent lights!
We ran in and sat on the toilets. Immediately we took care of business then broke into hysterical laughter in unison. This was just another adventure with Erin and Kristina.

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