My (retarted) Friend

My friend Fred is a real talker. One time, he went to the store aand saw this really ugly girl and started drooling because, see, he's got this thing for super ugly girls and women. So he went over and started babbling on and on about pie and cheese. He then started talking about cheese pie and what would happen if someone filled a pie with nacho-cheese and he said he likes cheesecake. He started saying stuff like how nacho-cheese filled pie and cheesecake sound like they would have some relations but they don't and how that's kind of funny and then he started talking about how he can kind of babble on and on and the girl was like," Dur-dur-dur!!," and she walked away. THE END

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