Random Writing

Well basically i was walking down the street when this random guy offered me some sweets, i looked down the side of them and noticed it said poison and i don't like poison because it is too bitter. so i went to the supermarket and bought some sugar and got the sweets off the man and i ate them but i realised that they were the low fat ones which i'm allergic too, because i come out in a big rash and listen to bon jovi and i don't know how to live on a prayer

which annoyed me so much i purchased a rubik's cube which i couldn't complete so i ended up peeling the stickers off and making out the da vinci code with it, by which time i got hungry and covered it in BBQ sauce and started eating it but it got stuck in my throat so i called the doctor. but he couldn't understand me so i started doing sign language but i remembered he couldn't see me so i made a youtube video to see if someone could help me but i passed out.

by the time i woke up i was on a bus to glasgow to see some band i've never heard of called a clockwork doorhinge which turned out to be my band and i'm the lead singer but i couldn't sing because of the rubiks cube in my throat so they slapped me on the back and i coughed it up and i tied it around my neck like a neckless and i did a 40 hour show where i did a day long guitar solo while rolling a spliff with my toes and feeding the crowd beefburgers...

By Emo Munchkin of England

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