"iiiiiii'mmmm ccccrrrrraaaaazzzzyyy"

"iiiiiii'mmmm ccccrrrrraaaaazzzzyyy"

I’M AN ALIEN FROM ANOTHER PLANET,
WHERE MY FATHER’S FIANCEE DIED /
THEN CAME BACK RESURRECTED AS HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND JANET,
DAMN IT!,
CELEBRITIES ARE MIND READERS,
THEY SWEAR THIS ISN’T TRUE/
I’M CRAZY/
AND I.. AM.. JESUS,
THEY CAN SHOOT THOUGHTS INTO MY HEAD/
LIKE A BLADE,
THEY CAN TAKE THOUGHTS OUT TOO/
THEY MINDREAD /
THEY INVADE,
THEY FOLLOW ME AROUND/
EVERY WHERE I GO/
WITH NANNY CAMS,
THEY COME DISGUISED AS CEO’S/
SHIPPERS RECEIVERS AND HANDY MANS,
THEY TEAR OFF THEIR SKIN IN FULL BODY LAYERS /
AS IF IT WERE LEOTARDS,
I DIDN’T MAKE THIS UP/
I JUST CALL IT THE WAY I SEE IT/
YEAH I KNOW/
THEY’RE FRIGGING RETARDS, …
2PAC’S ALIVE, HE’S BEEN HOUNDING ME FOR HIS ROYALTIES /
EVER SINCE I WAS 5,
BORN AND RAISED /
IN PINE GROVE DRIVE,
AND I’VE,
SEEN HIM BEFORE,
HE WAS STANDING ON NEWBERRY STREET SCREAMING YELLING/
“WHAT’S YOU LOOKING FOR”?,
………………i’m crazy/ no i’m not/ yes i am/ AAARRRGGG!
IM THE TYPE OF MEGALOMANIAC THAT’LL FLAG DOWN A 9 SEATER,
START POUNDING ON THE WINDOW ASKING-SCREAMING /
”ARE U A MIND READER?”,
YOU’RE THE TYPE OF ASSHOLE THAT’LL SAY /
"I DIDNT ASK U RIGHT "/
DRIVING OFF/
LEAVING ME THERE/
HAVING ME SAY /
”FINE I DON’T NEED YA!",
SEE THE,
REASON WHY I POP PILLS,
IS BECAUSE COPS KILL,
AND U PUSSYS CAN GET DROPPED STILL,
WHILE KNOWING WHO U ALL R/,
U AINT A BISEXUAL/
YOU’RE JUST A FAGGET!,
U LIKE TALKING ABOUT/
MASTURBATION /
HOW U FARTED/
AND SLAPPING MEN'S ASSES,/
U AINT A GANGSTA CAUSE U SMOKE CRACK EITHER/
I ALREADY HAD IT,
I ALREADY SHOOK THE FEELING/
I AINT FIENDING,
THIS IS SOME REAL HETEROSEXUAL SHIT/
THAT YOU’RE SEEING.

BROUGHT TO U IN PART BY:
A CONVERSATION W/ MY CAUSIN JASON ENTERTAINMENT.

(SORRY IF I OFFENDED U. BUT THESE BISEXUALS MAKE FUN OF ME EVERYDAY)

I LOVE BOOBIES!

1josephjohn@gmail.com

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