Who is my fork?

I was walking to school one day when i suddenly forgot where I was. I was standing i a weird street corner that was covered in honey and toe clippings and I thought to myself, "What a wonderful sandwich" and as I finished the wonderful sandwich, I suddenly realised I was being watched by an alien with dr. phils head attached to its squeedlyspooch and had 82 different types of nose hair. I couldn't move, being waist deep in hardened cement so I took of running and called Inspector Gadget with my bannana in my lunchbox. suddenly, I tripped and fell into a negative dimention where cows tried to eat my left ear but I slipped away only to find a giant finger floating through space with the horrible alien behind it singing some horrible polka music with a DJ named OJ simpson. I happily danced along to the music until I was suddenly thrust onto earth by a crazed wiener dog. I landed in a huge crator that wiped out the dinosaurs. I got up and dusted myself off and relized that I was bigger than normal. I was 500 miles high and 2 centimeters wide. I quickly did an unusual spell and destroyed togo. I was happy for now slaves were outlawed in japan. I pulled out a cookie and fed it to my dog. It was a wonderful morning. I went over to newyork and battled Godzilla and the ku klux klan to get to Pete's donut house where I fired the manager and burned the place down. Suddenly, I remembered where I was and proceded to go to school. I had a fun day.

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