THIS IS PATRICK

So the guy from sparta from the movie 300 that everyone keeps talking about, yeah, so he's in this story. Seeing as how I know not his name, I shall call him Steve.

So Steve walks by a convenience store near 458975893654th street. But it was after he played his pokemon game that his GPS finally told him that the convenience store wasn't in 458975893654th street, but it was actually in 458975893658th street instead.

"THIS STORE IS NOT VERY CONVENIENT," shouted steve, "THIS. STORE. IS--" and as he was about to shout out his record breaking debut that practically got him a gazillion dollars, a person came by and kicked him in the groin.

--and on that day, ever since then, the man who kicked him in the balls was praised by every patrick out there. Also, Steve's caterpie leveled up to lv. 69 and was trying to learn flamethrower. Apparantly, Caterpie sat there for hours while steve was recuperating on his loss.

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