ODE of Da CHICKLIT by CHRISTOPHER SKOLIK

ODE OF DA CHICKLIT

CHICKLIT sitting in a tree’

Not quite no-ing what it is to be freeeeee.

See the ceiling all damp turning stock to shit,

Another bright idea from the sexually powerful CHICKLIT.

Deprav-it-avity gets her all hard like a god’

But it gets harder and harder to do the smallest job.

I stopped CHICKLIT b 4 when she went too far’

But I don’t care for driving no one else’s car.

CHICKLIT wants cuddles-attention and Daddy’s cash’’

Turned her twat into a coal mine for the love of the
lash.

All have to hear what she wants so very very bad’

So she trades up for two better qualified fagz.

Enter stage left rancid D and a Drain’,

She will betray everyone and everything to fake being
sane.

“LOVE LOVE LOVE CUDDLES-CARE NOW-MAKE ME A BRIDE!’

“GIVE IT TO ME OR I WILL DO A SUSAN-SIDE!”

Like praying for miracles to Lady Di,

Certain things strike this 3^rd rate POE-t like
a flat out lie.

And if you want Christ, Muhammad, DeSade for your PROFIT’

2 me Blake DeQuincey and Robbie Williams are much more
LIKE it.

And if CHICKLLIT don’t get what she wants better go hide,

Or you will have to see the world’s lamest non-suicide.

“NO ONE KNOWS-TAKE ME SERIOUS AT LAST!!!!”

When such Absurd theatrics should be consigned to the
PAST.

Once had all the shit they say ‘seems’ to matter’

Traded for an empty shop and a barney with some coppers….

HULL
CITY ROX!!!!!!!!!!!!

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