carrots are bad for lizards

once a lizard named Phil ate a carrot. ted nugent shot him with an arrow, and then ted's medicine man skinned phil and ate him (carrot included). that's not the end, though; the medicine man, who's name was Margaret, choked on Phil's carrot! ted nugent had no idea what to do, so he smacked the medicine man in the face with his guitar and took a plane to tahiti to calm himself down. meanwhile the medicine man couldn't breath, so he died. poor medicine man. the lizard, phil, died too. poor phil. but the carrot lived on! actually the carrot (who didnt have a name because he was a carrot) grew up to become the prime minister of Romania! he was a Romanian carrot!

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