muriel the great great grandmother of heavy metal

Muriel McBean is Seventy-Three years young, she weighs thirty-eight Kilograms and she is one meter and fifty-eight centimetres tall. She has black hair of which has turned partly grey and white through time. She always carries her army style electric guitar, her large amplifier, and her bottle of pills. Muriel wears her prescription 0.8 centimetres thick dark glasses.
She has a wardrobe of old skirts and knitted sweaters given to her by relatives and friends mainly as Christmas presents, she also wears a variety of old concert shirts and singlets including her most loved item of clothing, an AC/DC tank top from one of their earliest shows, it was given to Mrs. McBean by her grandson Shane (the master of rock) McBean. She has 6 tattoos of which are all not visible while she is wearing clothes.

Muriel is a fast moving sort of person, she is known to be quite “extreme”, in her retirement home you might find her playing bridge on her head, or tying toy guns to her chess pieces while she plays against herself. But outside of the retirement village, The Great Great Grandmother of heavy metal enjoys base jumping, scuba diving, surfing, snowboarding, skydiving and league football. At the moment, Muriel is trying to release a collaboration with her grandson Shane called ‘Don’t go breaking my hip’ and also an album called ‘The Pension Dimension’.

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