Why Hillary Should Be President
Hillary Clinton, the female half of the dynamic duo, is without a doubt the best canditate trying to earn to Presidential Nomination on the Democrats side. All one has to do is look at her amazing record to see that she is the best man... excuse me, "person"..... for the ...

Series of Randomness
Once upon a time there was a hedgehog named Skippy who liked seedless cantaloupes. He stole my Yogos and traded them for celery. I told our teacher, who then proceeded to use a Skittles wrapper to clean off gum from his ...

Crap on Crap
CRAP ON CRAP by Charlie Finch Lucian Freud’s etchings at the Museum of Modern Art are as bad as it gets. The show consists of one painting per room surrounded by inferior etchings, based on said painting, done from life on the easel, probably by some intern at MoMA last week, ...

The Life of Bojangles So Far
Bojangles was born in October of 1998 in Munich, Germany. He was then sent off to his adoptive family in Rochester, Minnesota in November of 1998. Bojangles new family loved him and treated him well. But in April of 2006, Bojangles family wanted him to move out on his own, ...

The LOL stupid Half-Life 2 parody in conversation:
Gman: Rise and shine, mister Freeman. Rise and shine... Not that i wish to imply you have been sleeping on ashes. Freeman: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Gman: Mister freeman? Freeman: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Gman: MISTER FREEMAN! Freeman: AAAH! WHO? WHAT? WHERE? Gman: ...... Freeman: You want some of me?! Gman: It's me, mister freeman, that man with a briefcase! Freeman: I don't have a ...

Wierd Story
Once upon a time a two headed monster tried to eat me. Then a giant banana appeared and tried to eat me. Then a giant monkey ate the banana. Then the monster ate the monkey and died. ...

who is what
helen is a hedgehog stefan is the tickle master tobi is the crazy one nono is the emoball marina is the spaniard sabrina is the blingbling bunny madeleine is the laughing girl janike is the anti-friend and lena is the tiny one ...

ugly
I was watching tv one day and i decided to scream and i scared myself. The next day i went to school and we went bungee jumping in new zealend and the teacher pushed me off the plank without a rope causing me to crack my head open. At the ...

Gambit the giraffe
Gambit the giraffe was a rather strange fellow. He lived with his mum under a tree in Africa. He was chatting with his dear old mum one day when she told him that she might like a peanut as a pet. ‘ok mummy darling’, he said, ‘I shall go and ...

Ramone the Badgers tale
One day Ramone was strolling around in his vegetable patch in his little Badger hovel. When in came Gambit the giraffe, and asked him if he could lend some sugar, Ramone was rather surprised with this unexpected ploy of sugar borrowing antics, and threw the sugar straight at the giraffes ...