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The Monkey And The Pie
I once met a monkey. He had very big pies. All of the other monkey's wanted the pies. The monkey with the pies said, "No." Every monkey then ganged up on that money and killed him. Monkey's were then regarded as, "The Pie Demons." I, however think not. Chris Crocker and I have made a club, you ...

ya u should definately read this-magiliwa
i was walking around in a giant cock and i got absorbed into a poop by a sweaty boob. it had hockey puc niples. i eated the poop and climbed out smelling like moldy diarreah mixed with hot german piss. i met a cunt named jill. jill was a fat ...

hi my name is noodles whats yours
everyone laughs at me because my name is noodles I love me some oodles of noodles so does dad thats how i got the name i am also a stripper people make love with me because my name is waffles I love me some ego waffles so does my mom ...

"The hobo in the dark alleys" the real story that i edited
Once when I was walking down the street, and I saw a man eating half of a cheeseburger and some nacho chips out from the trash can. I figured that he was a hobo/homeless man,but he was a normal 17 year old guy ...

The hobo that lived in the dark alleys.
Once when I was walking down the street, and I saw a man eating a half of cheeseburger and some nacho chips out from the trash can. I figured that he was a hobo/homeless man,but he was a normal 17 year old guy that looked like 50 ...

Why people get bored
god, this is so stupid. Oh, please excuse me, i am supposed to be typing about why people get bored. Ok, here you go: Why do people get bored? Because they have nothing else to do! See, if you were REALLY bored, you would be reading this right now. If ...

I dont know what to name this??? hhmm
wow you know what i like potatoes. so does my friend Tim. One stormy day thier was a giant name Fernanda... thats me well anyways i was walking and a turd ate me. i popped out and smelled like your mom, then i fell asleep i woke up and still ...

Why Im Me, Morgan.
It's hard to think that something so beautiful exists and i understand how the beauty makes it hard to look i was too like that once and one day you will get use to it too. If you want to know how something like this exists i will tell you ...

Weird
I once had a dream that Master Chief and I was taking on Microsoft to destroy Vista. Out of all the people in the world that have Vista...most of them hate it. Anyways, we broke into the Vista part of the Microsoft building and near the end...I through a grenade ...