Longshank the elf's punishment
There was once an elf called Longshanks...he was 11 foot tall. He was an evil elf of the village named lillyputt, he was feared by all elves. Although Longshanks was scared of a strange thing...this was juniper bushes and bags of hay. One day Longshanks did his usual thing...being evil to ...

Sonnet of the flower
Once there was a mandroid named kirsty she was a beastly girl she was in the desert and got thirsty when you look at her it makes you hurl ...

Archibald and the order of the Scale
There once was squirrel named Archibald, this was a very strange squirrel because he thought he was a Salt water crocodile, so he moved to South Africa to meet his other crocodile chums. On arriving in Africa, he encountered a buffalo with no head, the buffalo couldn’t talk, and the ...

Explanations Of Life
How many people in the land of nod, How many people all together, How do you get into the hand of God, Without breaking your tether. How can you make the peace of the Earth, How can you do this indeed, How can you explain the meaning of life, What if we came from a seed. How can ...

Badger melody
There once was a badger named Sweet, He didn't have many people to meet, He got home one day, And I'm sorry to say, He was run over by a navy fleet. Tony and Lewis ...

Poem about Kipper
There once was a man named Kipper, Once of his legs was a flipper, He walked home one day, In the month of May, And his finger got caught in a zipper. Tony and Lewis ...

King Bart and his quest for the golden eye-drops
There once was a frog named Bartholomew Sid Rebus III, he was king of the whole swamp. Everyone in the town of Swamomon adored him and his webbed feet. The strange thing about Bartholomew, Bart for short, is that he had wings and a horn which he used to dig ...

The tale of the goonbug and the goobanfish
I was walking down a road somewhere in yellowville when i came across a friendly goon bug looking rather sad. now everyone in yellowville is a friendly chum so i decided to help the unfortunate goon bug. i asked him, 'my dear fellow, what has troubled you so?', to which ...

Poor Sid
David Florence sat there rather uncomfortably, it had been a long tiresome week and Mr. Florence was finally going home after a sales call that took him a week to close, four days and six hours longer than he had anticipated, but that was all behind him now he had ...

Tangent
With today's major advances in medical science, such as artificial hearts and lungs, microchips being placed in quadriplegics brains that allow a cursor to be moved by just their thoughts, hell, we've even had successful head transplants using monkeys. In the not too far future I bet they'll even have ...