I can’t act anymore
“I can’t act anymore.” I told the director. He marched out holding his head. After 10 minutes of cigarettes and swearing he reappears and tries to make amends as though his goodwill alone could restore my desire to create souls for the characters to whose life he had bought all rights. I follow ...

computers
To start with, I cannot deny that it is a good subject for talking about and heighly debatable, but I will try to express my most honest opinion on the matter. Currently, people take computers for granted and it is very dificult to convince them that there are more possibilities of ...

My little stress relief
I know it sounds strange, but one of my little stress reliefs is replying to scam emails. You know the ones which say "You just won a hundred gazillion dollars!"? those are the ones i'm talking about Please find below my reply. "Dear Robert, which from your fleeting grasp of english i deduce ...

The story of the duke and the lisp
One day in the sad and lonely land of hell (that didn't have such a bad night life) there was a duke called Neville. Neville had never had a long term relationship befor because there were no female demons and Neville swore to himself that he would never turn gay like ...

The Tale of the Notalion and his Lion Companion
So anyway there once was a lion, right? Well as you and I know lions like to eat food, right? Well they do so the lion is eating food when all of the sudden, out of nowhere, and literally in an inappropriate way, a very mean man attacks the said ...

Cows
cows make milk, cows drink milk cheese is made from milk cows poo what they eat(drink) Cows poo smells like cheese, for they have had lots of milk FOOLS ALL FOOLS!!!! but not the cows OH NO!!!! they are far from fools u could be sayin "WHAT A STUPID THING TO SAY!!!" CAN U EAT GRASS?!!! DIDNT THINK ...

My Bottle Head
One day a thought occurred to me. My head is shaped like a bottle, but not just any ole bottle. It's shaped like a big bottle... with a neck... and a lip. I thought about feeling self conscious about it, but now I think that would be pointless. I mean, ...

Jesus and his unknown leg
Im sure you have all heard of Jesus, you know the guy who made 500 fish, oh and smashed up a market and all sorts of stuff for no apparent reason. I have come up with a theory that jesus was tripping on acid at the time. the kind of ...

Blimey
So, one day I was walking down the street and a guy came up to me and said "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!" I replied "Yes I can." and he said "okay then." and walked away, so, I went over to my house and I saw this lawn crew on ...

hur hur hur
Its a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake, if the way is hazy, u gotta do the cooking by book, you know you cant be lazy, never use a messy recipe, your cake will end up crazy, if you do the cooking by book, then you'll have a ...