My day is full of suprises!
So, you know the daily routine: wake up, slap my dog, and go to work. well, that all changed the day that i woke up late for work: my day turned into a nightmare! i woke up in a field of marshmellow fluff where a man named weinerheizenshitznel stared at ...

So i was walking....
Yeah, so i was walking to the laundromat, when all of a sudden my father (who i haven't seen in about 12 years) says, "do you know where the pharmacy is?, i really have to deliver this letter to my folks back in Chicago." So, i spat on him and ...

conversation
Tracy Ferrara Dear Abby Letter Dear Abby, Hello, my name is Elizabeth Proctor. I am from a small town, with huge problems. I am the wife of John Proctor. He is the sweetest man you will ever come across, but at the same time I think I need you’re help. ...

living for love
Love is kamikaze But I look for it everywhere I go I look out onto the ocean as I feel the cool air against my face and hear music playing while eating chocolate and smelling roses The mood is so calming when I see the sight I feel Living the good life in Ocean ...

Help Isn't Always Such a Helpful Thing
Russell was making a grenade. And he said to his neighbor Willace, "Go get me the explosive powder for my grenade!" Willace was like, "Naw man! Naw!" So Russell went out and found the powder on his own. Then he said, "Willace! Get me some metal!" Willace said, "Naw man! That's cool! I ...

reed 4 ur own sake
first of all we will start with a bit of random of me talkin about my pet human called gregg. i hav a tendensy to go off into nowere and start talkin a load of crap anyway back to the story of me winning the european song contest competin for ...

shampoo bottle
There was once a shampoo bottle that lived on a shelf. He looked up and then he saw that chips was on top of him. he yelled,"why are you on top of me? Im gonna tell the asprin and you are going to get into trouble." The chips ...

The kid who died of hair
There was once a kid names Henry. He liked hair. But then one day he decided that he didnt like hair anymore and so he liked carrots instead. But Carry didnt like that he didnt like hair so she took the hair off the shelf and threw it ...

I'm Really an Elephant You Guys!!!
You know, there's this little elephant, but for some reason everyone thinks he's a dolphin. He likes to go, "Hey hey! I'm an elephant! Whoa nelly in my belly!" So one day he got on TV to make a PSA (which is a public service announcement) and said, "Hello free ...

The Goat that Wouldn't Die
The little goat wanted to rule the world. So he got into power and took over a village. He ate cheese that was magical. There for he was invincible and never died. He reigned forever. ...