I like Pie
Once apon a time there was a kid that likes pie. His name was Cartman. One day he found out his pie was stolen, and he thaught that it was kitty. And he said, "kitty did you steal my chicken pot pie" Kitty said, "meow." "Dude I am ...

When you know you are!
When you know you are. You are indeed it? Right? But if being who you know you are gurantees you the right to be you then how can you know that you are who you say you are if you don't know? I don't know! ...

The three Bears and hobo glodilocks
One day, A hobo named goldilocks wass walking down the street. She decided to go into a empty house. She decided to eat all of the three bears Yummy dear hyde that was in the cubord. When she was done, she was very bored. She decided to MAke a pinata ...

reign of the monk (extreme edition)
there wance was a dev'lish monk who studied his ma'nek sha every day. that is a book with words in it that mon'eks study. he studid it alot and finally when he could study no more he went and took a bath in his friends house. his friend wasnt home ...

the wetard
the wetard was realy stupid but he was nice to every1 and one day he went to the store and got food. storeman says "wetard u r a nice person but u are so dumb. why that?" wetard says back at him "im smartr than u tink and just u ...

Break-up!
The possibility that (your name here) may have left his/her beautiful husband Mickeal Jakson for the enigmatic George Bush has had tongues wagging for months. And now that Mr.loser is hitting the big screen, audiences will finally be able to see if there really is any chemistry between two ...

Hampster Killed By Lightbalb
LOCAL HAMSTER KILLED BY LIGHTBULB Last night was a terrible night for smoky.in a stupid act smoky jumped on a running lightbulb and blow up. "smoky is gone..... I...hes...waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!" says Tommy the owner of smoky. Firemen say smoky wanted to ...

a monky likes eggs by thehatta
onse apon a thyme (or maybe its time...whatever) there was a monky. the monky realy liked eggs. one day he realy wantd a egg so he wemt to the chiken farm. he went to the ehingy were the chikens lay eggs and waited and waited and waited ...

Super Scary Story.
Before I tell you this story, there are some things you should know. I can;t spell very well so oyu r giong to haf to supher. Also, very important: I will start to say something and just go off into something else that makes no sense wutsoevur. Ok, here is the ...

The Esquilax
behold.. the esquilax, the horse with the head of a rabbit, and the body of a rabbit.This fine creature is an amazing living being. He looks and acts exactly like a rabbit but yet this animal is a horse.Indead this animal is a horse he only looks and acts like ...