spell checkers chris jay
Dew knot trussd spell checquers to fined awl mist steaks! ...

choosing by chris jay
choose who you want to be because choosing is the path to choosing what you want to choose ...

star wars episode 56:sith lord and the jedis
well once way back when there were dinosaurs still around, there was the mighty captain douko.now, captain douko didnt like luke, the king of the unicorns, so he grabbed his teradactle and went off to search for luke. after many long days, he finally found luke in his tree house in ...

brett and his guitar
one day there was a boy name brett he was walking down the street celebrating his dogs death because he is from albanigerainia and they dont like dogs well the dog died last tuesday from a rare case of plutatigrisitium ( the bleeding ...

Lizards and Anihilating Robots
If i ever met a lizard i'd probably be like, "hey lizard, can i rip off your tail and watch it grow back?" because that's what lizards' tail's do...they grow back if you rip 'em off. then i'd take the part that i ripped off and make it a ...

Bob
There once was a pig named Bob. Bob liked to eat bacon. He had BLT's one day and bacon cassarole the other. He never really knew what bacon was made out of and he didn't really care either. Then one day while driving to the store to get morre bacon ...

Lonely Goose named Geese
One day there was a goose named geese. Geese had no friends because of the way he looked. He didn't look that bad actually. He thought he looked like a regular old goose. But then one day while he was walking by a house he noticed there was a ...

Happy Day
Once upon a time a lizard named bob had a happy day. He first ran into his snake friends who ate him happily. While inside the snake bob talk to many other creatures and later found himself in a egg. After breaking out, bob decided to fart. Then he farted. ...

Hello Heidi
I love flowers with the sky shining in on them. Especially when I am drinking beer and look at them. I have a really bad drug addiction. I met a lady and her name was Heidi and she was really weird, but now I don't do drugs anymore!! ...

What Color is Pink?
One day I woke up, and the first thing I thought was, "what color is pink?" This question had me totally confused. I thought so hard on the matter that my head started to hurt. When I got out of my car after driving to work, I asked all my ...